A fork of Rural Dictionary
someone who is rather large in bodily proportion. They would have little trouble in kicking some anus !
'That bluddy woman at the customs in Canada was a right bruiser, did u see the fucking size of her !!'
A very unattractive woman. Often associated with large size or a prehistoric quality.
This nasty girl at the bar, I tell ya she was a real bruiser, went home with my roommate.
a baby who is (a) big and fat when he/she is born and/or (b) gave his/her mother a lot of kicks and squirms during the pregnancy.
New Mom's Friend: Wow, look at that baby! He's huge! And he is downing that bottle like he is 10 months old.
New Mom: I know, but he's only 3 weeks old. He just takes after his dad and me since we're both tall. Little Bruiser. He's a hungry thing! And we was too big to fit in my belly for the last 2 months of me carrying him. He was always squirming around and kicking me hard.
Just your typical Wrong Island Short person.
Bruiser is short and has never owned a DSM