Country Dictionary

Narnia Holiday

A Narnia Holiday is when your boyfriend sends you away somewhere because he has people visiting him who do not know he is gay. That way he gets to stay in the closet.

My boyfriend had his mother visting him so he sent me on a narnia holiday at my mates place for the week.

spiwe

A gift from God , spontaneous , smart , life of the party , gorgeous

Spiwe doesn’t cook or clean

badowski

Gay Male

A slang Londoner way of saying Batty Boy.

Johnathon prefered a badowski on a Sunday morning.

He was a badowski Toff.

Backs to the wall, badowski walking.

mock rape

Pretty fucked up.

if you partake in this activity, seek psychological assistance.

5.1

A type of sound system.

Barlow: Five-point-one is *RIGHT*