Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

elfkicker

A Grinch, a person who is self conscious about saying "Merry Christmas!" an atheist.

An elfkicker complained so there is no manger scene this year at the city hall.

by Spinroyd December 20, 2015

Birth Vegan

Somone who has never eaten meat. A vegetarian from birth

I became a vegan I was thirty when but my kids will be birth vegans.

by Spinroyd October 24, 2013

omgeddon

A surprise disaster.

Did you know Apple's stock is down after posting a poor earning report? Omgeddon! Or Tom Brady's out of the Super Bowl-that is a omgeddon for th he Patriot fans.

by Spinroyd March 13, 2015

Chinese Missionary Position

Sexual postiion with woman on top.

What's her favorite sexual position? The Chinese Missionary Position if she can get it.

by Spinroyd October 15, 2013

flaccidisiac

Something that reduces sexual in men.

The tone of her voice has a flaccidisiac effect on me.

by Spinroyd December 05, 2013

anusthesia

A pain reliever for hemmorrhoids.

What do you do if you think you have hemorrhoids? If I were you I'd go to the drugstore and get an anusthesia.

by Spinroyd July 16, 2014

All Trap No Cheese

A person or relationship or situation that offers little in return for the exposure to negative outcomes.

I would never want to become a cop it's all trap no cheese .Don't accept the position it's all trap no cheese.

by Spinroyd May 29, 2016