A fork of Rural Dictionary
Jaboinkins are super Chad's from birth. These guys or gals can be the biggest jerks on the planet and still be loved by all. The have insane luck despite their awful decisions and will make you doubt the existence of karma.
"Josh is such a Jaboinkin. He seems like the worst person on the planet yet everything goes his way."
A sexual position where one person sits upon another person's face and proceeds to fart
"Babe, can you give me a reverse gas mask?"