A fork of Rural Dictionary
In Suits at common law, where the value in controversy shall exceed twenty dollars, the right of trial by jury shall be preserved, and no fact tried by a jury, shall be otherwise reexamined in any Court of the United States, than according to the rules of the common law. This ensures that all trespass fines collected By the Holy Okie will never be considered worthy of counter-suits for the fines fall short of twenty dollars by the amount of a single McKinney Penny. If a suit is filed all that may be collected is A Penny for every twenty that is being sought. example: If the suit is for $100 then only a Nickle can be recovered.
Bill: Hey, Jim I heard you were suing that Totalitarian tyrant Blackfoot redneck Leprechaun Lord Bud to recover those fines for trespass, how did it go? Jim: I combined six years of fines so the amount would be in excess of twenty dollars but because of his 7th amendment rebuttal I could only recover a Nickle. Damn common law keeps protecting that tyrant and the jury was laughing the whole time.
This is the modern response to those who still believe there is no such thing as a stupid question. If there are no stupid questions then answer me this riddle: "What would you call the questions that stupid people ask?" Because "Stupid People Ask Questions Also." SPAQA= "Stupid People Ask Questions Also." There is no need to explain to the dipshits who say there are no stupid questions. Just pronounce it as a word SPAQA Unless they ask what SPAQA means. Then you just give them a stupid look and say, "Duh, Stupid People Ask Questions Also."
Bill: Hey, Jeff, if you don't understand me just ask a question because there is no such thing as a stupid question. Jeff: SPAQA Bill: (looking puzzled) what? Jeff: SPAQA Bill: what the hell is SPAQA? Jeff: I see you did not understand me and asked that question. Well, Duh, Stupid People Ask Questions Also.
The discrimination against all private Enterprize is done by established corporations through fake competition. All big businesses will secretly merge with the competition and fight the new upstart Private competitor. Vulture capitalism by the established corporate powers. Inevitably a spy or double agent is sent to work at the new upstart to cause problems. The Human resources department is the usual target. Once in charge of hiring and firing the planted agent hires incompetent people while firing the most productive. Then the company is destroyed and liquidated. Diversity, inclusivity, and equity mandates are the weapons being used presently in corporate America. DIE is a proper acronym to describe how corporate America feels about the private proletariat class attempting to become financially independent. Large CORPORATIONS HAVE NO SOUL!!
Corporate bigotry is easy to fend off if you eliminate the entire (Human resource department) at the time of start-up and insist you are a sole proprietor who only needs part-time help hired off the street. Use No middlemen hiring agencies and paying a decent dollar for a decent day's work will ensure loyalty from those you hire.
Bob Christ is a private slave to the spirit of the Holy Okie lord Bud. silenced forever Christ Bob has taken the 5th and is allowing the spirit of Lord Bud to testify. Lord Bud owns the private truth and is no longer subject to opinions no matter how popular they are.
LORD-BUD: Blessings, respect, and love to all without prejudice from the Private Oklahoma Blackberry Plantation where it is better to own a PRIVATE TRUTH than to temporarily rent a POPULAR PUBLIC OPINION.
1. thinking usually independent of and unaffected by objective reality 2. the process of using legal terms to alter, create or deny reality 3. process used to maintain or assist the status quo, power structure, and the resourceful and effective 4. a thought process commonly raised to the level of stupidity while maintaining the appearance of brilliance 5. sometimes called inverted intelligence.
The judge used his superior powers of Legal Analysis to determine my guilt despite knowing I was at the golf course with him at the time the crime was committed.
When the two cords in the back of your neck look like an eleven because you have become too thin. meaning your time on earth is short. From the Mel Brooks classic movie "Life Stinks" for those of us old enough to remember the character Sailor's explanation. Later in the movie Sailors elevens were up.
Sailor: Pops ain't gonna be around long his elevens are up. Pepto: What!! Sailor: his elevens, look at the back of his neck see those two cords sticking up, they make like an eleven, once there up that's it he is a goner.
Lord Bud's free satire foundation. The method that uses my definitions for codes, abbreviations, and acronyms as a reference when teaching understanding in the future. This ensures I may stay ahead of those who attempt to confuse me with questions that contain such code words. FSF already had definitions so Lord Bud started his personal online "Free Satire Foundation"
Harpo Mason: I am the cornerstone and founding member of this church of satire and comedy known as the Free Satire Foundation. Lord Bud: You are only my Blackberry picker moonlighting in one of your online identities I own this foundation you failed to use the term correctly in your sentence. LBFSF= Lord Bud's Free Satire Foundation