A fork of Rural Dictionary
Old English past tense of shit
Your brains were shat from a monkeys ass
extremely ugly woman resembling something that lives in a swamp
that girl you were with last night was a bog beast
being screwed, fucked, or otherwise done wrong. Usually by some crotchety old dude with glued on hair and crooked smile who likes to make up rules as he goes.
Rocko: "Dude I only got a 1% raise! But then they showed me my hidden paycheck and I felt better."
Heffer: "Does your ass hurt? Cuz dude, you completely got Sockwelled."