Country Dictionary

Reckful

(adj) The opposite of reckless.

"Dude, you've done your homework already? That's totally reckful."

Murica

A word used by Americans as an excuse to do something retarded. Americans tend to lack the capacity to think, and thus resort to drastic, usually stupid actions. As an attempt to justify these actions, they shout 'MURICA!'

If a cop were to stop an American for running a red light, mowing down three pedestrians and crashing into a street lamp, the American's 'reason', when questioned, would likely be 'MURICA!'

Muffing

The act of performing oral sex on a woman who doesn't shave her pubic hair. Originated from the town of Muff, in Ireland.

"So what'd you get up to over the weekend?" "Oh, nothin' much. Just a lie in, and a bit of muffing the wife

Bastard

A Scottish pleasantry. Often pronounced 'bastart' in more rural accents.

"Ah love ye, ye stupid bastard that y'are."