A fork of Rural Dictionary
AKA Sarah Palin, redneck hicktown mayor who became Alaska governor and now is a wannabe Vice Prez selection of John McCain. She criticizes Barack Obama for not being an in-bred, incestuous, goat fucking, moonshine-guzzling, trailerpark-dwelling,NASCAR-mongering, Confederate flag waving redneck hick, and for starting out as a community organizer on the mean streets of Southside Chicago. As a Christian fundamentalist, who considers herself "morally superior" to liberals and who demonizes teen moms and pre-marital sex, she opposes sex education in public classrooms and has cut funding to a shelter for homeles pregnant teenage moms, even though her own teenage daughter Bristol is knocked up (and about to enter a shotgun wedding with the embryo's father), thereby earning Palin the title of Hypocrite of the Year, Every Year.
"Did you hear Caribou Barbie talking trash about Obama and the liberals' lack of family values?" "Yeah, what a hypocrite!"