A fork of Rural Dictionary
To say "That is the shit!" in idiot form. Which means that something is great, not that it is crap, or poo, or fecal matter. Why shit can be a good thing, I don't know
Don't be Hatin' y'all cause I am the Shiznit! Not crap!
From (Or inspired from) The Tom Green song "Pet names for Genitalia" A penis. Because it slaps your knees, if you're horribly unproportioned.
Peggy Sue called me a Knee Slapper instead of a dick today.
The ASCII helicopter that brings joy and god laughs to children everywhere.
The Rofl Copter visited me yesterday and I laughed so hard I rofl'd
A cross between a punk, a goth, and a gangster. Typically someone who draws on their face with eyeliner, and wears spiked bracelettes, but doesn't listen to goth or punk music at all, they listen to 50 cent.
Diana loves 50 cent, but cuts herself and wears eyeliner tears.
From the Tom Green song "Pet names for Genitalia" A penis.
I refer to my wang as a Pork Stick because I'm hungry.
Very bland, boring hair, that a very religious person cut off from society would have, or an extremely innocent or sheltered person. Characterized by it being long, frizzy-curly, and slightly mullet-y.
"That girl never wears any makeup, and she has MARY HAIR TOO!"