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GOLDEN GATE FOG

While engaging in 69, the female is lying flat on her back and the male is on top of her. The man works up a fart, pulls his dick out and proceeds to fart in her mouth.

Last night my girlfriend threw up in her mouth after I gave her a Golden Gate Fog.. Mission Accomplished!

Episexy

A fetish where one enjoys having sex with someone mid-seizure, to enjoy the shake and bake sensation of an epileptic.

I think she had a feeling I was into episexy when everytime she gets naked a strobe light turns on to trigger the sexy time.