A fork of Rural Dictionary
Cuz, ya know...only chicks drink it.
Honey, I got you a cube of chickelob ultra.
The alternate time reality of good friends that are constantly late. For example, the call to tell you they left their house when you know that they're really won't be leaving for a half hour.
Hey, where are they? Who knows, they're on Johnson time.
The act of following another car traveling at a high rate of speed as to (hopefully) use them to distract any police.
I woulda been late to work if I wasn't speed mooching off that tuner Honda.
Floating around in a blow up Walmart pool with a beer in one hand and a pool skimmer in the other.
I had such a shitty day at work, I had to go out and do some skimmer therapy for a while.