Country Dictionary

fagetoo

A tattoo SO stupid and lame it can't even been called gay. (See gaytoo for a name to call tattoo's that are not as of yet as rediculously stupid as fagetoo's)

Pronounced: "fag-eh-two"

Any tattoo in a language you cannot speak fluently is a fagetoo.

slut ducker

A person afraid to frequent prostitutes due to the fact that they are disgusting and rampant with disease.

John won't go with us, and the 3 vietnamese underage hookers we just picked up, to the hotel because he's afraid of getting "AIDS" or "Herpies". What a slut ducker.

slut wound

Slang term for "sexually transmitted disease".

I would love to bang britney spears, but she probably has slut wound's from that kevin homo.

molly walking

The way a person walks due to having a gun, other then a handgun, secured behind his/her waistband. The size of the gun (shotgun, rifle, blowgun, etc) itself is the reason why the molly walk comes about.

Oh shizzle! Josh is straight molly walking over here, I think he's about to bust a cap!!

Gaytoo

A lame or horribly old tattoo.

Dude 1: homie that guy has a barbwire tattoo.

Dude 2: that's not a tattoo, that's a gaytoo. Barbwire, ha! Its 2006 homo's.

Dude 1: hey that guy has something in chinese on his arm!

Dude 2: that's so beyond a gaytoo its a fagetoo.

cheesy taco

The term given to a woman's vagina when the woman has such a bad yeast infection that the yeast expells from the inner vagina, then dries on the outer lips of said vagina.

John loves cheesy tacos, to him they taste like pennies.