A fork of Rural Dictionary
What Michelle Bachmann said President of the United States, Barack Obama has a lot of.
The president doesn't want to have to be confronted with priorities in spending because he has a lot of chitspa.
To accuse someone of hacking, typically in a First Person Shooter video game.
Player A: You hack dude, there's now way you could have known I was running up behind you. Player B: Boots, snow, running. Figure it out and don't hackusate!
A strong urge to switch the channel during a commercial but to forget to switch back until the original program is already underway.
"My husband just switched the channel again when the commercial started but when I asked him to switch it back, my show already started and I missed 5 minutes!" "He has ADHD-TV, you should have him go see a doctor."
A screen during any installation in Windows showing "1 second remaining" that lasts a few minutes.
"I don't have time to talk to you, I'm almost done installing the game - it says I only have one second remaining." "Dude, you have plenty of time, it's a Microsoft second."