A fork of Rural Dictionary
A person who frequents public toilets in a covert fashion in the hope of capturing a lingering aroma .
Where is Adam ? He's gone to the park, probably hanging round the toilets. Oh, on a secret bell agent mission ? Yep That guy never clocks off !!
A person of next to no moral fiber , often a career motivated, forward thinking brown nose with exceptional organizational skills and a keen sense for changes in mood and group dynamics.
"Well may I introduce myself again as your new boss" " No you arse sucking rat bastard , eat shit and die "
Someone who is welcoming of stage fright at the urinal so they can sniff the bellends of the unsuspecting urinating public .
" what's the major malfunction Adam , you got stage fright ? " " No I'm fine !! " " Bellsniffer "