A fork of Rural Dictionary
To get two other people to meet.
Girl- You got a sister? Guy- Yea, you want me to introduce the two of you?
Introduce someone or something electronically, by email
She e-introduced me to the team
A really stupid way to say Allow me to introduce myself.
Guy: Allow myself to introduce myself, I'm - Kenthar: *BANG!* You got deagled, boi!
Being hastily or overly complementary of either her or yourself.
A bad way to introduce yourself to a woman might include statements like 'Gee, for a fat girl you sure don't sweat much!' or 'Wanna see me lick my eyebrows?'
Using a lyric from a song to say hello to a girl, or using a "one liner" that you may have heard in passing.
"Fat bottomed girls make the rockin world go round". Or "Can I have a quarter, because my momma told me to call her when I found the perfect girl". These would be examples of a bad way to introduce yourself to a woman
(v.) To drive into a brick wall, usually implying death.
Nambla members, psycho bitch, eliturk and denida shoul all be introduced to a brick wall at high speed
Behaving and/or presenting yourself in a false manner...
A bad way to introduce yourself to a woman would be using a cheesy pickup one liner OR attempting to impress a woman through unfounded/untrue exploits and/or achievements