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You cum in a girl's face, then give her a bloody nose.

That bitch bitched at me when I have her a Red Dragon. She needed a nose job, anyways.

A person who hates Cathrine Camp for stuffing her bra with used charmin toilet paper.

Cathrine Camp In my pants Sucks it good Bobs on my wood And eats shit coverd underwear while masterbating hampsters

The best of both worlds. You're banging a girl in the pooper while she is making you a sandwich.

Fun stuff.

The anal keeps coming. Okay, you jam your dick and both of your thumbs in the girl's ass and go on nailing her. You pull it out, stick your thumbs in her ears, and blow your load in her mouth until it comes out of her nose.

She got jizz on my pants when I gave her the Plumber's Waltz.

When eating out a girl, she has her period right in your face.

Dave got a rainbow face from Lauren.

You're banging a girl and you say, "Wow, I guess great sex runs in your family. But I think that you're sister/mother gave better head." Assuming that things go to plan, you're wench gets angry and tries to throw you off. Stay on as long as you can.. that's the fun.

Don't try this with manly women.. they get pissed.

Okay, well when a girl is about to give you dome, you punch out a ll of her teeth. Apparently it makes for a "smoother ride".

Disgusting stuff.