Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

cabbage patch kids

generally used to describe the kids from the rich end of town who think money equates to character, but are devoid of same. Also those who think they are somehow more important or valuable because their PARENTS have money.

"jenny's hot, but she's such a snobby bitch! what's her problem?" "she a cabbage patch kid"

by Stefan the terrible June 12, 2004

yunce

male ejaculate, cum, semen. v. the male act of orgasm

"sorry I got yunce in your hair" "I yunced all over her back"

by Stefan the terrible May 27, 2004

raw doggin'

To go "raw dog". To have sex without a condom

what is this painful, smelly discharge? maybe I shouldn't be raw doggin it with strangers

by Stefan the terrible May 27, 2004

gaper

an asshole that's been used and abused so often that it doesn't readily close when an object (penis, dildo, zucchini, etc.) is removed from it.

"This porn whore is a vet! she's got a gaper!"

by Stefan the terrible June 12, 2004

donkeyshow

a live show in which a woman has sex (oral, anal, vaginal) with a mule or donkey. they are usually found in seedy areas of border towns in Mexico. yes they really do exist and aren't terribly hard to find

for Jeff's bachelor party let's go to Tijuana and see a donkey show

by Stefan the terrible June 12, 2004

chili dog

fucking a girl who is on the rag then putting your bloody cock in her mouth

"dude- I was raw doggin' it with this chick who just started her rag when we were doin' it, so when I pulled out and went to nut in her mouth, I ended up giving her a chili dog!"

by Stefan the terrible May 27, 2004