Country Dictionary

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condom

A very smart invention to decrease the population and sti's

1)no glove no love 2)don't be silly wrap you willy 3)don't be a fool wrap your tool 4)don't be a ding-dong cover you shling- shlong 5)dont be a wenis protect you penis 6)dont share your sperm over your worm 7)before you spank her cover your wanker 8)If theres gunna be affection cover your erection 9)if your gunna banger cover your wanger 10) There only a buck get one before you fuck 11) Dont be stupid wear a fuckin condom

by anon June 27, 2004

condom

A condom can protect against STI while having sex and can help you last longer. It also serves as a birth control but it is recommended to use another birth control in addition in case a condom breaks. Additional lubricant may be necessary to avoid breaking a condom. Some condoms are a bit thicker, which can improve security and stamina. If you have a casual partner, condoms can also be used for a blowjob to prevent STI. Usually condoms are already lubricated but there are condoms without lubricant in case the girl does not like lubricant for a blowjob. If you want to have a threesome but don't have female condoms, it is recommended to use one condom for each girl, to avoid sharing an STI between the 2 girls.

Put on a condom and fuck my pussy please!

by Find a Wingman July 25, 2020

condom

A dollar piece of plastic that stops babies and aids. Yes, a miracle.

We have came up with a way to prevent aids and babies! It ees called ze condom.

by lickladylickems January 30, 2008

condom

The only rightful thing that can come between two lovers.

Last week, I went to the store and it was written below the package, "If you're not completely satisfied with the product, Happy father's day" - stretch.me.not condoms.

by rocksterraghu July 13, 2006

condom

A very thin latex sheath when fitted over a mans erect penis allows him to ejaculate in a womans vagina and not make her pregnant. Used by lovers to be able to fuck without making babies.

Darling I want to fuck tonight, but please wear a condom so I don't get pregnant.

by teddy jojnson October 22, 2006

condom

The greatest invention. Ever.

I used a condom with him last night, so now I'm not going to have a baby or get a STI

by qtturtle49 August 17, 2006

condom

If you cover his schlong youll never go wrong

that condom is my best friend

by prince February 24, 2005