A fork of Rural Dictionary
The name to tell a Secret Service agent when he asks you for your name!
Travis: My name is Henry Krinkle. K-R-I-N-K-L-E. 154 Hopper Avenue. Agent: Hopper? Travis: Yeah. You know like a rabbit, hip, hop. Ha, ha. Fair Lawn, New Jersey. ...
A person having the intelligence of a rabbit.
An idea or philosophy that a rabbit could have conjured up
George W. Bush was the most hare brained President we ever had
Who ever came up with the hare brained idea of a burial vault?
A condition when a person's act becomes tedious, stale, monotonous and boring. As a result, no one will pay attention to him anymore. Much like the dog who wagged his tail so much that it fell off!
"Valkyre" would have been a great movie if that wagged out Scientologist hadn't played the main role!
Travolta is so wagged out on Dianetics that he played "Edna" in the remake of "Hairspray."
Jerry Lewis should have retired before he wagged out on us.
The fun to do prank of shoving your finger in anther persons nose, then jamming that slimed finger into their mouth. When administering a mick to another, it is sometimes necessary to put his head in an arm lock, for they might resist the infliction of that mick. Micks are always funner if you pre flavor the finger with something rank before inflicting it.
Wow! Mike just gave Norman a Double-Barelled Royal MICK! Gross!
The hard, knotty end of a constipated turd
George! Your thunderhead clogged the toilet again!
A Structurestem TM wherein the mental Healthstatform TM of an enlightened Droogworm TM is Judgementationalized TM by a Superior Enlightened Olympian TM in an effort to reestablish the subject's Personhood TM, health, and happiness, as well as to Screwgouge {TM} said patient of all personal Liquidassets TM that may stand in his way of his attaining the desired state of Empty TM.
The father of Diarrhetics TM is Elron Hubbard, or "Captain Love Log" as he is lovingly referred by thousands of nubile, subservient Suckbunnies TM, Hosemonsters TM, and Minionsluts TM around the globe. A brilliant author, scientist, and scholar, Elron first gained fame in he 1920's as the boy author of the hugely successful and controversial "Can I Touch It?" books for children of his own age group.
"Diarrhetics- Providing wives for gay actors since 1979."
the width of David Yow's smile
Your smile, approxamile wide!