A fork of Rural Dictionary
An any-tape VCR turned to a VCR only for a porno when a porn tape is in the VCR and it gets stepped on.
I'll tell you the tale of barred vcr... Once R was home alone watching a barred and he forgot to take it out. The VCR was sitting on the floor when his mom stepped on it. It became a permanent porno-VCR... hence: barred VCR. Dude, does Dan still have barred VCR?
Dude mans... I LOVE barred VCR. Man, fucking Steve still has barred VCR tape. Dude, where did you get that barred?
Nealtime is a time for large amounts of celebration. Someone who goes "Nealtime," is one who is basically goin' hyphy.
"Man, school is out, its nealtime!" "You see that crazy bitch back there, they were going straight nealtime."