Country Dictionary

glue-on nipple patches with or without tassles. some peole may consider tape patches over nipples as pasties, but that's debatable.

it would be really funny if there were a law that all fat guys could not wear shirts and had to wear pasties in public.

Prouncounced Paste-eez, it means the pastey, claggy, dry mouth that you get from smoking weed.

"I got chronic pasties right now

A delicious one course meal including many miscellaneous food items such as potatos, beef, rutebega etc. stuffed inside a flaky crust. Goes well with ketchup or gravy. Derived from the UP of Michigan and hard to find anywhere else.

We will eat scrumptous pasties for dinner when we return home to the Upper Penninsula of Michigan!

when an unprecedented amount of cannabis has been smoked leaving the mouth feeling dried up and sticky. No amount of liquid can cure the pasties, often dried biscuits or bread will cause great discomfort to a person experiencing the pasties due to the inability to successfully chew the food without it sticking to every part of the mouth.

"lick the rolly paper dude" "nah i can't, ive got the killer pasties" "i can't swallow this chocolate biscuit, ive got the pasties"

A tassle for your nipple so you can get 'naked' but not be totally out there, but it doesn't cover very much at all.

She was not naked, she was wearing a pastie.

the art of visiting a pasty shop to purchase pastys. Also connected to cobbing it

Yo Alex1 you going pastying? Sure Rob

A kid that is incredibly pale, if you should come along to one you must salute for the PWA (pasty white army) that many of them represent and ALWAYS ALWAYS make sure to pay tribute to the original pasty, Pasty Whites

Stupid person: HAI Evan Joe Bob Jension: Im pasty Stupid person: OK