A fork of Rural Dictionary
Extremely pleased, as when a gay man has a whole lot of penises to play with.
He was happier than a sissy with a bag full of dicks when he found out he'd won the lottery.
Sphynx are those little farts that squeak out while you're fucking even though you're trying to hold 'em in.
I was banging her so hard I kept letting out sphynx.
1. Sloppy fat beer gut, as in "his belly do lap over his belt." 2. Loose skin hanging under the neck, especially of a cow.
She's so fat you gotta lift up her dewlap to find her snatch.
Totally hot chick, as in a girl who looks so sexy she turns a soft flabby penis into a hard bone.
Former child-actress Kiersten Dunst in a wet-dress is a real Bonemaker.