A fork of Rural Dictionary
An act that involves ejaculating in a falafel or shwarma in place of white sauce, typically given to someone being rude at a resturant.
That asshole over there is wearing one of those "fuck islam" Shirts like there's nothing wrong with it, I hope he likes Turkish delight
A fictitious activity used to impress a potential mate
"Rick is out with his latest Pussy Laundering Scheme, telling girls about his soup kitchen for stray dogs