A fork of Rural Dictionary
Matt from Red Lobster Kitchen Crew
You disgust me so much I'd rather stick my hand in a fryer than look at you even a single second more
Being fucked so hard that the very reality of your being disappears. Said to only be caused by the best guys. Symptoms include: not being able to walk, sudden change in personality, and existential hallucinations
Jen: "Fuck babe I want my back blown out 😉" Rick: "But I'm only 2 inches.. 🙁"