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MF Doom Concert

A MF Doom concert is a virgin gathering.

Tim: Hey Joe, you going to the MF Doom concert tonight? Joe: I have a girlfriend man, I can't come sadly

Muddy Bum

When someone doesn't wipe their ass after taking a massive dumparoo. The easiest way you can tell someone has a muddy bum is by seeing shit-stains on the rear of someone's pants

Dayum, My man Steves got a Muddy Bum

Tekashi 6ix9ine

A legendary warrior who fought for our sins, and saved the world several times by letting his nuts hang. He is a godly figure for sure.

Tekashi 6ix9ine saved my fucking life!

MF Doom

Fucking Shit. Plain & Simple

I had to take a massive MF Doom last night