A fork of Rural Dictionary
What you need enough of to go mess around with the neighbors wife after working three double shifts.
I really wanted to go make out with my neighbors wife but I just didn't have the synergy to make my way over there.
A bad joke you told that you just can't stop laughing about. You find yourself grinning over your own witty banter long after everyone else ceased politely laughing at the joke.
The joke can often otherwise be characterized as a dad joke, pun or weird inside joke.
That joke I told Cindy about 'tearable puns' sure gave me a lot of smilage.
A derogatory term for military pilots. Based on the fact that flight suits and G-suits are covered with lots of zippers and they fly above the clouds in the sun. Also has a double meaning in that they have highly inflated egos and think that they are above everyone else.
Here comes another Zipper-Suited Sun God to fly my airplane.
Slang for a pilot having to use the ejection seat on a modern U.S. military fighter jet. The brand name of the seat is ACES II. An "Ops Check" is short for an operational check.
I hope this jet is good because I don't want to have to do an ACES II ops check to get home.