A fork of Rural Dictionary
Chocolate Jubbly Slide (v): anal-sex between a man and a woman in which the man uses the womans fecal matter as the only source of lubrication. The woman applies bowel-movement pressure in sync with the mans thrusting to keep the fecal matter spurting out to provide an uninterrupted experience. (See Strawberry Jubbly Slide) Note: First used on G4TechTV's The Screen Savers on 10/05/2004 in their "Top 5 Reasons Why Your Girlfriend Left You" where it was mentioned and held the number two spot. The following is a quote of the list: The Top 5 Reasons Why Your Girlfriend Left You 5. Massive pr0n collection crashed her computer. 4. Missed her birthday while leveling your Jedi Knight. 3. You look like Bill Gates -- but with no money. 2. She doesn't like the Chocolate Jubbly Slide. 1. Too much time playing with your Xbox instead of with her Xbox.
Wife: mmmm, mmmff, ummff, lmmmmfh Hubby: That's right, I'm riding that fucking Chocolate Jubbly Slide! Wife: mmmm, mmmff, ummff, lmmmmfh ugggghhh
Strawberry Jubbly Slide (v): intercourse between a man and a woman where the woman is on her period, but will not wear a any sort of feminine product (see beaver dam) prior to sex so as to use the oozing blood as lubrication. (See Chocolate Jubbly Slide)
Wife: Honey, let's get home soon because I think tonight you're gonna be riding the Strawberry Jubbly Slide! Husband: You're such a cum-dumpster!