A fork of Rural Dictionary
An asshole of a person that has for so long stewed in their own fetid juices of bitterness that they become the ultra douche," a douche pickle."
jay: How bad do you think that george was picked on in highschool?
ed: Ihave a feeling that hes been ridiculed his entire life. hes so bitter. what a douche pickle.
Pimples that have developed on a persons face during the COVID-19 pandemic. This is due to lengthy periods of wearing a mask.
I look like I’m going through puberty again, but I know why I’m breaking out. I’ve been wearing a mask 60 hours a week, I got them cozits.
A extremely large sub sandwich.
Hey man I'm starving i think I'm gonna go to food barn and get a donkey dicksub fat donkey dick
A person who is painfully average would rate on a scale of 1-10 directly in the middle, a 5. This causes the person to become almost invisible because of their mediocrity rendering them completely undesirable. Therefore it's better to be a 4 than a 5.
I'd rather be with Rachel than Amy. Rachel's a 4 but it's better than being with a painfully average 5.
A person who is so lazy and depressing that his/her mere presence drains you of energy, motivation and the very will to live.
rich: jesus christ man im so tired.
john:are you ok or did joe walk in the room?
rich:yeah he did, god hes the grim reaper of energy.
Someone who has been fucked over by God with genetics, (a genetic disgrace.) Gods' Trifecta is when your fat, ugly and bald this especially pertains to a woman with these characteristics. Totally unsavory, The Lord continues to work in mysterious ways.
This woman came shuffling in with the mail today, she received Gods' Trifecta. She was 300 pounds, looked like Mortimer snerd and had the hairline of Peter Boyle.
A very short, muppet of a person.
Greg: Would you just look at that little pedorful over there. What a weird little thing.