A fork of Rural Dictionary
Johnny showed up at the party with six 8 balls of meth. He kept one and shared it with everyone. His girlfirend took one and halved it with his brother. She then swiped a whole one for her friend. His depressed and jobless friend Bob then begged him out of one, he sold one to a guy who would pay him Thursday when he got a job, and he lost two in a poker bet. How bad is Johnny screwed?
1) An exclamation, usually one of amazement 2) Feces that are considered to be either worthy of reverence, associated with divine powers, or spiritually clean
1) Holy shit! No one understands satire these days! 2) After an incident involving a misguided but well intentioned church cleaning lady, only the church's highest Priest is now allowed access to the sacred pile of holy shit.
A drink which consists of brewed tea served over ice in tall glass. Sugar or lemon is often added to enhance flavor. Sometimes called "iced tea".
After Bob was through working in the hot sun, he poured himself a big glass of refreshing ice tea.
Little known defense in the game of "rock, scissors, paper". It is made by aiming the open palm of your hand at your opponent and curling the fingers to represent claws. The defense of tiger hand beats paper, but is defeated by both rock (which crushes tiger hand) and scissors (which stab tiger hand).
..Tiger hand claws paper, I win.
A militant off-shoot of the animal activist group, PETA.
Dr. Johnson was quite upset after the PETA Force broke into his lab and took Mr. Jingles the chimp as their hostage.
Something which would probably upset a great many of people if it were known and made public.
Truthfully speaking, most people have no idea of what the truth actually is.
A defense used on occasion in a court of law. Based on the assumption that if someone is wearing Nikes, they run at abnormally fast speeds, thus allowing them to indeed appear to be in two places at once.
State Attorney: You expect us to believe this alabi of being home at that hour when our records show you had just arrived in Dallas? Defense Attorney: Nike defense! Nike defense! My client was wearing Nikes Your Honor.