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truth

n. A fundamental existing condition of all known universes, realities, timelines, and realms of possibility existing in the tenth dimension, that cannot be disputed by any other scientific, philosophic, psychiatric, psychological, mathematical, actuarial, geographical, topographical, ontological, totological, or geological formula or theory. (2) Becca loves Roger more than Sarah.

Becca loves Roger more than Sarah. This is a truth, and it also defines truth. Thus, embracing totology, this will always be true forever.

truth

Something unknowable that is.

The truth is that the table is six feet long. Actually, the table is 6 feet 1mm long. Actually it's decreasing in size due to natural decay at a measurable rate of 1mm per decade. Actually, the truth of the matter is that we can't even get accurate figures on the table. Actually, we could accidentally get accurate figures on the table, but not know them as a perfect thought. Actually we could know everything about the table incidentally, although that would require a better definition of knowing. Maybe.

by unregistered salad September 28, 2011

truth

Something which would probably upset a great many of people if it were known and made public.

Truthfully speaking, most people have no idea of what the truth actually is.

by Super Gerbil July 12, 2004

truth

1. The Abominable Snowman of society; a mythic legend which many swear by and is not without some minute traces of tangible evidence to add credence to the possibility of its existence. 2. What some seek to find, and others to escape.

They say the truth will set you free. But I’ve been a prisoner to lies for so long I’ve practically become institutionalized. Though I no longer pace between the gloomy corners of my shady cell, I do not believe that I can ever truly “be free.” Not as long as I continue to fear my truth, while still taking refuge in my lies.

by nethcev! January 22, 2007

truth

Myth: The Truth will set you free Fact: The Truth will get the living hell beaten out of you or perhaps worse killed.

Person: Alright, here's the truth... I lied Person 2: WHAT?!? HOW DARE YOU. *beats person 1 up with a stick*

by Joe Mangento January 13, 2005

truth

space whale

See Space Whale for the definition of truth.

by S.W.A.P. January 29, 2009

truth

Statements that corresspond to reality.

An example of truth is: The sky is blue. This corresponds to reality. Therefore, this statement is true.

by Benjamin J. Barlowe November 13, 2005