Country Dictionary

That check you get at the first of the month.

Drug addict: "Damn, this welfare check is whack!"

Usually said by drunks.
They think they're actually saying:
"I swear to god I'm not drunk."

Unforunately, they aren't.

Guy : I swear to drunk I'm not god!
Police officer: Okay sir, get out of the car.

Someone who excludes theriselves from popular social circles.

I am one who chooses to exclude myself from trends, therefore, I'm an outsider.

To put it simply: It'll getcha drunk!

Dave Chappelle: Drink, bitch!

A person who prefers to hide theirself from society.

Syd Barrett (of Pink Floyd) is a recluse.

Some describe them as the fathers of hard rock. If you like Cake, Beck, Nirvana, Wilco, The Ramones, The Clash, or any other alternative rock band - check out the Kinks. They are the original grunge band.

The Kinks are one of the greatest underrated bands of all time.

Ernie's homosexual lover.

I mean, come on, BERT and ERNIE have been living together since 1969. Something is up.