A fork of Rural Dictionary
David Chapelle,(an expert in this field of study) readily defines this word as “Purple Drink in the
back of the fridge” According to popular studies, the term “Drink” indicates a beverage which
has been made with less then 25% actual juices. They are usually inexpensive and very high in
sugar. A certain amount of racism has been spreading about the word drink, saying that African
American people drink drink, and Caucasians drink juice. However, it has been proven that the
occasional white man enjoys a good drink every now and then.
Why have Sunny D when there is a perfectly good drink in the back?
Drink, as in present tense of drunk. A logical strategy to avoid getting drunk.
If you are drunk, you had too much to drink in the past. If you are drink, you are currently drinking too much. Therefore, as long as you keep drinking, you will never get drunk. Instead, you will just remain drink.
"Look at that guy drinking all those beers. He is so drink right now. Later, he will be drunk. Right now, however, he is drink."
The sometimes-labelled fluorescent beverage located near the juice section of Wal-Mart. This product is cheaply made and doesn't have a direct name. So the company responsible resided to the name of 'Drink.' With appropriate flavors to correspond to the color.
Examples: Cherry Drink, Lemonade Drink, Grape Drink.