A fork of Rural Dictionary
slang: one who insists on inundating you with unsolicited fashion advice; a person who obtains all of their own unoriginal style ideas (ex. what shoes and clothes to wear) from magazines like "Cosmopolitan," "Vanity Fair," "YM," "GQ," etc. while simultaneously criticizing you and others for your outdated or unpopular, yet more original style choices; an individual who chooses to follow the other fashion sheep, and insists that their way is the only way
Alyssa made a disparging remark about how "ugly" my Mork & Mindy rainbow suspenders are, what a style cramper! Thank Heaven I didn't feel the need to join all of the other style crampers on campus and sport one of those Tiffany dog tag necklaces! Lindsay and all of her sorority sisters are total style crampers! They dress exactly the same and then pick on girls who don't wear Abercrombie & Fitch.
stupid buttfucking moronic idiot. A 58 year old virgin
Perry Monds is a SBFMI
wicked smart, sexy, long-haired, loveable, creative, humorous, Scottish man who looks devilishly handsome in his kilt; other wise known as Chris McClain, and "Long Haired Hippy." McJim's brother. See geekcore
The bar that McChris built for Suz's birthday is the stuff of legends. McChris is Suz's hero.
What my boyfriend David spends hours doing almost every day--masturbating. Male masturbation. Getting the head slick with K-Y and pulling and pulling on it hoping you can "squirt" (another word I learned from my boyfriend...)
David pulled so much last night that his elbow is disconnected.
Indigenous tree of Ohio "the Buckeye State" whose nut is poisonous. Also the mascot of The Ohio State University. Is a term used for anyone attaching themselves to The Ohio State University's athletics as a fan, student or athlete.
I was born a Buckeye and I will die a Buckeye. And the way the Buckeyes have been playing, I'm gonna die a Buckeye quicker than I thought!