A fork of Rural Dictionary
In the washroom; An explosive wet fart, followed by a painful moan. Offen associated with relieving oneself.
"I know John had a curry last night, but that sounded like toilet suicide!"
When one caughs up chest phlegm and deposits it on the ground, by way of spitting.
"Mind your step, there's a pavement oyster!"
The hands of an extremely obese woman. i.e. for use of shoveling chips into ones mouth.
"Rosie belted Len to the floor with her chip shovels."