A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you glue toe/finger nail clippings to the tip of one's penis to make it resemble a shovel. After this is done, proceed to anal sex with your partner and attempt to "shovel" out nuggets of poop.
Christine has been saving a lot of money on toilet paper even since Robby starting shoveling her. My prostate exam felt like I was getting shoveled.
to purposely try and have sex with women that are so ugly their face looks like it was beat with a shovel. This is done usually because shovels are easier than normal girls and have better bodies than fat girls.
john : "hey dude that girl you got with last night was straight wounded!" paul : "every day im shoveling!"
A girl who takes the semen left on her belly and places it inside her vagina with the intent to become impregnated
Mike: Dude I heard you got Sheila pregnant Dale: I busted on her belly though Mike: She must be a shoveler Dale: Damn, you're right...I'm gonna be a dad
to beat into submission with a common, gardening shovel
Dude, I didn't know it was your sister Get off my lawn before I shovelate you He means it! He's got a shovel!