A fork of Rural Dictionary
Bitchless(derogatory) Adjective 1. The state of having 7,926,327,890 people living on the same planet as you yes having absolutely zero bitches 2. A sad state of being constantly made fun of in the group chat for not having bitches 3. Being Spidey.
"I can't believe it, I'm officially bitchless." "You're giving Spidey a run for his money."