A fork of Rural Dictionary
To be railed(raped) by a dumpling man with a strap on drilldo. The man being railed being the guy that played schmitty on New Girl. You can also get schmittied figuratively.
Friend: Omg did you watch American Horror Story Hotel yet?
Other friend: Oh yea schmitty totally got schmittied while Sarah Paulson watched.
Friend: Oh wow that's disturbing