Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

McShiteTV-F1

Synonym for ITV-F1, the TV arm of McXerox's propaganda department thinly veiled as a sports show.
Another word for shit.

Don't McShiteTV-F1 all over my victory parade.
Like McXerox, like McShiteTV-F1.

by Swiss Toni June 11, 2008

McSr.

Synonym for Ron "Integrity" Dennis of McXerox, a thieving, cheating, unsporting, sour graped photocopying liar.

McSr. is the spitting image of his naive son, McJr. (Lewis Hamilton).
Like McSr., like thieving, cheating, unsporting, sour graped photocopying liar.

by Swiss Toni June 10, 2008

McXerox

Synonym for McLaren, who were caught and found guilty of stealing, spying, lying, cheating, using and photocopying secret Ferrari data.

McXerox photocopied Ferrari data to build that Fauxrrari.

by Swiss Toni January 08, 2008

Fauxrrari

A fake or faux Ferrari F1 racing car made using stolen data.

That Folex watch is as fake as a McLaren Fauxrrari.

by Swiss Toni January 14, 2008

Merde-och

Synonym for Rupert Murdoch and or shit.

This media coverage stinks to high heaven of Merde-och.
A dog turd is cleaner and more honest than Merde-och.
You can't polish Merde-och.
I just done a Merde-och.
I trod in some Merde-och.
That guy has Merde-och for brains.
It's a Merde-ochian smear campaign.
Someone spread Merde-och all over the walls.
Someone had a Merde-och and forgot to flush.
That bastard was a total Merde-och to me.

by Swiss Toni June 10, 2008

McJr.

Synonym for Lewis Hamilton of McXerox

McJr. is the spitting image of his lying evil thieving cheating father, McSr. (Ron "Integrity" Dennis).
McJr. has a paternal genetic predisposition to total expensive cars.
Like biological father, like McJr.

by Swiss Toni June 10, 2008

Douchebook

Synonym for Facebook.

A company or person that tries to copyright common language words and then proceeds to sue humanity for their usage.

A controlling asshole of humanity of Rupert Murdoch proportions.

A very sad and lonely person with no friends whatsoever, who hates the world, but can't do the right thing and go jump under a train.

Douchebook sued themselves for copyrighting stupidity in its entirety and instantly imploded up their own collective assholes.
A Douchebook only went and copyrighted living and breathing.
A paranoid Douchebook sued Sesame Street for using the letters F, O, A, D and a huge steaming number 2.
A Douchebook put a gun in his mouth but sued the world for his pain instead.
Douchebook - arseface, what's the difference?
Blame humanity for your inadequacies like a dirty little rotten Douchebook.

by Swiss Toni November 26, 2010