Country Dictionary

A longer than normal commercial advertisement.

Look, there goes the McDonald float down the parade route.

A large gathering of tourists, orientals, or small teenage girls. Usually offendiing people by their presence.

Girls with dogs walk down street. D-Tang (to girl 1): What is this, a fucking parade? Girl 1: Fuck You! D-Tang: Fuck your mother! Girl 1: You're a monster. (Girls flee running with dogs in hand and crying)

To make a parody of a song.

Dude, I just thought of the best way to paradize Simon and Garfunkel's "The Boxer"

A line up of various shots taken one after another.

I dare you to take a shot of captain followed by tequila followed by whiskey that's one sick parade

French for lame

Dude did you see that parade of a movie

You would almost think there would be no parades any more, not because of the virus, but because someone would call a parade racist like they did with the statues for not being politically correct enough. No crowd, black, white, yellow, brown (and a red indian or two) would gather, people would just remain divided if there was no parade to go to.

Indians don't have a parade on thanksgiving, so should the rest of us put an end to the parades? Would that somehow right all the wrongs that have been done in this country?

You would almost think there would be no parades any more, not because of the virus, but because someone would call a parade racist like they did with the statues for not being politically correct enough. No crowd, black, white, yellow, brown (and a red indian or two) would gather, people would just remain divided if there was no parade to go to.

Indians don't have a parade on thanksgiving, so should the rest of us put an end to the parades? Would that somehow right all the wrongs that have been done in this country? If there really was a better way to treat each other, wouldn't people have thought of it and done it before now? What good has hope ever done anybody? Hope is for the hopeless.