A fork of Rural Dictionary
Melissa's boyfriend is packin a magnum downstairs, he tears that bitch up every night.
v. (de-pay-stih-fie-ing) -- 1. the act of dewhitening yo ass 2. tanning after a long winter of hibernation
After being in the office all winter and losing her Miami tan, Amy decided to go to a tanning salon to depastify her whiteness so she could go to the beach this summer without blinding all the people.