Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

rufus

(v.) to burb up semen.
(n.) the taste of burbed up semen.

Man, my mouth would be so feel refreshed if I had some rufus flavored mouthwash.

by T-Dog Jenkins March 17, 2007

y'alls

the extra plural form of y'all. Refers to at least ten people.

Y'alls in the same family? Well, I'll be switched!

by T-Dog Jenkins July 15, 2005

Biz Markie

A Tall Rugby player from Indiana.

Damn! Biz Markie is the toughest bloak in the Association in a scrum!

by T-Dog Jenkins June 30, 2004

Michaelmas

Michaelmas, Christian feast of St. Michael the Archangel, celebrated in the Western churches on September 29 and in the Eastern Church on November 8. Typically, families gather for a dinner of goose on Michaelmas. The monday following Michaelmas is often the starting point of the semester at English Universities.

I love it when we have goose for Michaelmas.

by T-Dog Jenkins March 21, 2005

New Jerz

a location on the map of the United States where plenty of murders occur.

"I'm from New Jerz where plenty of murders occur" says some angry person.

by T-Dog Jenkins July 16, 2005

Columbus

1) (n.)an utter shithole in Southern Ohio. Home to The Ohio State University and Wendy's.
2) (v.) to get sent back to the minor leagues. This is a reference to the Columbus Clippers, the AAA affiliate of the New York Yankees.

Man, Rivera keeps blowing saves against Boston. Steinbrenner should columbus his ass till he gets his head on right.

by T-Dog Jenkins May 02, 2005

Hash

a breakfast staple made out of the leavings from dinner. If it comes out of a can, it ain't hash.

Mom turned the leftovers into hash.

by T-Dog Jenkins March 11, 2005