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woodpecker

The smashing of the cell phone antenna off a person's head to cause a golf ball size lump. Mostly used for disciplanary actions in the pharmaceutical industry.

Person A (boss): "What time does my cell phone say?" Person B (innocent employee): "I don't know....?" Person A: "WOODPECKER TIME!!!!!" followed by an immediate smashing of Person B's skull.

by T-dawg number 2 July 31, 2006