A fork of Rural Dictionary
Quite possibly the most annoying bird there is.
It's 8am and after 4 hours of sleep I just got woken up bc some damn woodpecker decided to bang its head against a tree.
As the chick licks on your nuts, peck her forehead with your dick
woodpecker (n). a woman who performs rapid, hands-free horatio. From the movement of the bird's head as she hammers your trunk.
She's a real woodpecker.
A hard penis.
I stabbed her a new hole with my Woody Woodpecker.
When a male is engaging in sexual intercource with a female partner, he turns her upside down in a headstand postion. He the proceeds to step on her chin and spread her legs. At this point he performs rapid cunnilingius on her.
Girl 1: Hey, why is your neck so crooked? Girl 2: Oh, Pat gave me the woodpecker last night. Girl 1: Damn, that guy is hot. Girl 2: Yup
The smashing of the cell phone antenna off a person's head to cause a golf ball size lump. Mostly used for disciplanary actions in the pharmaceutical industry.
Person A (boss): "What time does my cell phone say?" Person B (innocent employee): "I don't know....?" Person A: "WOODPECKER TIME!!!!!" followed by an immediate smashing of Person B's skull.
a person that chokes alot when giving a guy head
she is such a woodpecker, she can't deepthroat.