Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Movin’ Furniture

When a dude is bent over a couch and getting ass ponded so hard, the couch gets moved around the room, along with any other furniture in the way

Tito: Lynch hurt his back and isn’t going to play frisbee golf? John: How’d he do that? Tito: His boyfriend was pounding him so hard it knocked something loose. Lynch: Ya, he moved my couch from one side of the house to the other. He was really movin’ furniture. -The names have been changed to protect the victims.

by T-rash May 13, 2022

eating bananas

2 dudes deep throating each other at the same time in the 69 position.

Guy #1: What are you doing this weekend? Chuck: Staying most of weekend in CLE with Rich Guy #1: Are you guys gonna get a hotel? And make a video together? Chuck: Yup. Eating Bananas

by T-rash February 10, 2018