A fork of Rural Dictionary
One who disrupts with the miniscule brain activity of a chav by asking them a simple question, usually entailing basic arithmetic or anything taught outside of kindergarten. Or, indeed, their date of birth or the identity of their biological father.
"That teacher's a twister innit"
Excrement, usually used to describe a film that is less than top-notch.
"The Blair Witch Project was bogpog"
Polite euphemism for anal sex, just crying out to be written into an updated Carry On film based around DIY enthusiasts.
Jack Douglas : "I'll be finished as soon as I've knocked her back door in and put me extension up" Sid James : "Hwar har har!"
Supposedly a porn film featuring bestiality, but little more than an urban myth circulating endlessly amongst braindead chav schoolboys all over England since the 1980s.
"Seen nat film Animal Farm, then, where a bloke fucks a chicken, like?" "No I haven't you sad janner twat, it doesn't exist."
Northern English slang for meat pie, particularly in Wigan.
"Fanceh some baby's head and peas, luv?"
1980s British Midlands slang for lower-class undereducated teenagers and twenty-something 'men' sporting mullets, wispy moustaches, cardigans, Fred Perry shirts, stay-pressed trousers, white socks and slip-on shoes, plus sovereign rings and a pack of John Player Special cigarettes held nonchalantly in the tattooed hand. An embryonic chav.
"Went to the Ritzy last night and it was full of fucking yampies"