A fork of Rural Dictionary
(proper noun) Adult film actress. Commonly misspelled as Bree Olsen. Made a brief cameo on the Kardashian's television show, and was a call a slut....very ironic.?
ex 1 - If you held my keyboard up to a blacklight, you could see it from space. ex 2 - My DNA is all over the place from that Bree Olson flick
A distinct, water-down, grotesque bowel movement, after a night of heavy drinking Canadian-made beer Labatt Blue.
"Ughh, dude, drinking all that Labatt Blue last night is catching up and I gotta drop some Labatt Splats."
Slang for the internet social networking website, Facebook. Often used by hipsters or lazy people.
Timmy - "Yo, did check out her pics on Faybay today? She is a total slu!" Jimmy - "No, that's lame. Everything's lame."
(noun) Common term used for a UV (UltraViolet) light/light bulb. Used in CSI often to find a semen samples.
possible semen sample plus a blacklight situation: Officer Michaels: "I often go to sleep and dream of waking up in a world where everything's covered in semen." Officer Slater: "I mean, who doesn't ?" Officer Michaels: "It'd be nice. Like that crime scene today." Officer Slater: "Yeah." Officer Michaels: "If the man had ejaculated and then punched you in the face..." Officer Slater: "Yeah." Officer Michaels: "...we'd have a real good shot at catching him." Officer Slater: "No way." Officer Michaels: "Just punched in the face, no semen." Officer Slater: "Yeah, no semen." Officer Michaels: "Story of my life."