A fork of Rural Dictionary
when you go out in below freezing temperatures and masturbate until you ejaculate which freezes the sperm in mid air making a “Polish Candy Cane”
girl - “do you know what i want for christmas”
boy - “it is cold outside does a Polish Candy Cane sound okay”
when everything is going completely wrong.
“man i was supposed to go on a date with this girl but she ditched me for the one guy i was trying to keep her away from. i feel like im in anti world right now”