Country Dictionary

Quaf

A man's hairstyle that is formed when he is going down on a woman and she queefs so forcefully that it blows his hair back.

"Do you like my hair? I was going down on my girlfriend this morning and she queefed so hard in my face. Blew my hair into the perfect quaf."

Average

An average person is someone who Loves Harry Potter, hates Twilight, perfers google to yahoo, and enjoys playing with their socks during church!

most of america, Average

Muita

an overly bitter, "thirsty", black male, who profusely hates for no reason, and has bad luck with girls at christian boarding schools.

dude you're such a muita sometimes