A fork of Rural Dictionary
The fantastic website where you submit your personal definition for "slang" to the site, in which never actually lets your words go public unless you are extremely lucky.
Holy shit Urban Dictionary actually released my definition.
When your penis itches to the point where you have to take a razor blade then shave off the first layer of skin to fix the issue.
"I think I need a Penial Distress session."
The main reason you are a charged sex-offender.
"The screenshot fucked up my life."
You have spelled bath salts with a "D" rather than an "S" you should change that.
"bath saltd" inst how you spell bath salts