Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Nig Alert

Similar to a (Sig Alert). A Nig Alert is a warning to the public that members of the African American community are upset over a court ruling or a jury decison in a court case that they do not agree with, thus prompting them to demonstrate or cause civil unrest.

The jury just came back with a not guilty verdict on that white deputy that was charged with roughing up the black gangbanger, someone better issue a Nig Alert.

by TIMJB1 September 21, 2006

tugging on the crank

Tugging is a term for masturbation and the crank is a penis. Can also be used as "tugging his crank, tugging the crank, tugging my crank, etc."

If my old lady don't start putting out, I'm gonna start tugging on the crank. Nancy prefers tugging on the crank over screwing. Larry got caught tugging on the crank again in the restroom and faces another lewd conduct charge.

by TIMJB1 September 21, 2006

O.B.G.

Oldie But Goodie. A term to describe a middle aged woman over 50, that is extremely attractive, well built, dresses sexy and who has obviously taken great care of herself.

For an old babe, she is so hot, I'd definitely love to sink my link into that O.B.G.

by TIMJB1 October 16, 2006

stink shirt

A male of middle eastern decent who does not bathe or use deoderant frequently that will typically wear disco type shirts made up of nylon or rayon with the top buttons unbuttoned. The type of fabric harbors the bacteria and body odor which makes the person and wearer quite pungent and aromatic.

Lets get out of this disco, the stink shirts are here.

by TIMJB1 September 20, 2006

nigger note

A letter, summons or report to place something or somebody on notice for unsatisfactory bahavior or work.

My parents told me that if I get another Nigger Note from the teacher that I'll be grounded for a month! The supervisor already gave me two Nigger Notes for being late for work, one more and I'm fired!

by TIMJB1 September 21, 2006

Dry Martinez

This is a Mexican man who has had a vescetomy.

Ernesto is now a Dry Martinez, he can't knock up any more of his putas since he got his vescetomy.

by TIMJB1 September 21, 2006

Marine Layer

A loose woman who lives near Marine bases who hangs out at the local bars and will screw any marine.

The Marines like to do their liberty in Oceanside where there isn't any problem finding Marine Layer.

by TIMJB1 May 15, 2007